girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
do u ever just
no it’s more of a
but sometimes i just
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
How The Grinch Stole Christmas.
More like How the Grinch is the most relatable character ever.
The Grinch is just another teenager on Tumblr
sometimes when i see people get mean anons i send one pretending to be them & apologizing. nobodys feelings are getting hurt on my watch
(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) ＳＴＲＡＩＧＨＴ ＡＬＬＩＥＳ
This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well
(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual
(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary
when u burn someone in front of ur friends
There are two kinds of people.
imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine
my mother and sister went to the Crayola factory and brought this home for me. they know me so well ~
supernatural needs a theme song
*loud rock guitar* WHITE DUUUDES *more guitar, some drums* BEING SAAAAAAD *guitar continues* nOOOOOOooooOOOooOOOOo HOMO *sound of guitar being smashed to pieces*
you’re important to me you piece of shit
the problem with post limit is you can’t complain about being on post limit while you’re on post limit. do you see my problem?