wank-r:

“you’re always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

paulbearer:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

louis-has-the-sneezies:

thebesthomestuck:

louis-has-the-sneezies:

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

 

what the heckaroo is wrong with you diddly darn frick frop

im telling obama

oh zoowe mama im in a heckle deckle better go get the diddly darn outta here

jaclcfrost:

“you can skip to video in 5”

johnlocks-mind-palace:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

thesignofthrees:

/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/

/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/

He does everything aggressively , it only makes him more sexier. 

/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES OFF SCARF/

/AGGRESSIVELY DOES GRAFFITI/

/AGGRESSIVELY SINGS OPERA/

/AGGRESSIVELY HITS PEOPLE/

/AGGRESSIVELY BREAKS DOWN/

hipscrack:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

This was such a great show.

itsalwaystardistime:

well phil, your future went nicely.

good-angel-bad-wolf:

rhinozilla:

Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.

Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.

I just…I feel confused and lied to.

just imagine Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki

pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

tomato-jellyfish:

meladoodle:

this textpost glows in the dark, turn off your lights i bet you can still see it. ha just a little magic trick i learned

i feel so fucking stupid oh my god

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

mrbluechalk:

radioactivepapertowns:

wizard-me-timbers:

I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world

me too!

when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?

THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT

every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.

wayward-watson:

freyahere:

chibibuizel:

what’s worse

no wifi

or horribly slow wifi

it’s better to have loved and lost than never loved at all

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop